There are times, when I’m having trouble making sense of some current events, that I find perverse pleasure in making nonsense.  And so it is with this Artful Act of Alliterate Verse:

Google Giggle Goggle Gaggle

First I Googled Giggle
And YouTube was a hit
That giggling little baby
Made me laugh until I spit
Yes I Giggled at the Google
And chuckled at the find
Googled Giggles can be funny
They can really blow your mind

Then I Googled Goggle
And YouTube hit again
Beer Goggles mock commercials
… Rib-tickling satire spin
I gawked at Googled YouTube stuff
I ogled smooth
I ogled rough
I Goggled many a Googled find
And eye-balled all til I went blind

Then I Googled Gaggle
Expecting YouTube geese
But YouTube disappointed
I found a Gaggle of Geeks
But back at Googled Gaggles
Google went to town
With Gaggles of geeks
And Gaggles of freaks
And Gaggles of geese abound
There’s Gaggle.org
And Gaggle.net
A flock of Googled Gaggles?
More than a million – You bet!

And then I kicked it up a notch
Alliterate fingers are not lazy
Gaggles of Giggling Goggled Geese
Can drive a Googler crazy
Yeah, I Googled myself quite mad you see
I Googled until my pants I peed
I Goggled at Google
I Googled and Giggled
I Googled for Gaggles
My pants I piddled
But still, I Googled and Goggled and Giggled
While sitting in a puddle of piddle.
Right in the middle of a puddle of piddle
I Googled for Gaggles Of Goggling Giggles

STOP !!

No, let’s Yippee on over to Yahoo!

What’s so funny about Peace Love And Understanding
(thanks to Nick Lowe for a song playing in my mind)
Will Dugan